Should I get my wife a new dustpan and broom for Christmas? How about a vacuum cleaner?
Dec 21, 2008 by billy b | Posted in Singles & Dating
Yes, but while shes hole it make sure you have a club in your hand and are dressed like someone from the smithsonian era. OK NO YOU SHOULD NOT GET YOUR WIFE A DUSTPAN AND BROOM.
You should separate this however i'll riterate something you should already know. A gift is something that should be meant for that person alone! A gift should not be something the other person would use to perform household tasks!
Get her a spa case or if thats out of your budget get her some pretty lingerie or something that will make her feel good about herself and make her want to possess c visit hom to you to sweep and vacuum!
veronicawebster@ymail.com | Dec 21, 2008
if your worrying to send a message then no...but if thats really wat she wants then go for the vacuum
*ihop hoe* | Dec 21, 2008
No...she would not like that... also how sexist are you?
Get her toilet water or something pretty.
Sarah B | Dec 21, 2008
not unless you requirement her to leave you
dickheadddddd
Billie.♥ | Dec 21, 2008
No way! Get her some diamond earrings or something. There is nothing that a handmaiden hates more than getting cleaning essentials for Christmas!
Eleanor E | Dec 21, 2008
no.your strife probably dose not want to wake up on Christmas day to a dustpan,broom or vacuum cleaner.if she likes jewelery then buy her a necklace or a bearing or buy something that she has been hinting about.but if she has said to you that she wants a dustpan and broom for christmas then buy it.
BUNNYHONEY | Dec 21, 2008
Can I use the vacuum cleaner up yours?
Or maybe dust the cob webs out of your mastermind?
Get her something nice, not something you should be getting for yourself!
Scrooge!
2Luscious4u | Dec 21, 2008
Yes, but while shes look-in it make sure you have a club in your hand and are dressed like someone from the smithsonian era. OK NO YOU SHOULD NOT GET YOUR WIFE A DUSTPAN AND BROOM.
You should distinguish this however i'll riterate something you should already know. A gift is something that should be meant for that person alone! A gift should not be something the other person would use to perform household tasks!
Get her a spa enclose or if thats out of your budget get her some pretty lingerie or something that will make her feel good about herself and make her want to put one's hands hom to you to sweep and vacuum!
veronicawebster@ymail.com | Dec 21, 2008
Get her a dustpan and away, she'll need it to sweep up your severed peni* when she hacks it off on Christmas morning (smile)
DolceVita | Dec 21, 2008
only if you appetite to be in divorce court
wild thing | Dec 21, 2008
make a show sure you buy her an iron as well !!!!
Graham H | Dec 21, 2008
how about a bondservant collar, while you are at it?
Stupid Question Terminator | Dec 21, 2008
This has to be a mockery!
How can u think of getting your wife, the woman you love a cleaning item for christmas? Unless its a chaff present and u have a real one aswell.....
dont get anything that is meant for cleaning, or an object for a house. Get something personal, bijouterie is always good, or even a voucher to go to the spa....
Lacie | Dec 21, 2008
HOW DO YOU Transmute YOUR DISH WASHER INTO YOUR SNOW SHOVELER ???
take the gloves off her hands and hand her a shovel..hahahahaah j/k ladies,, seriousely boulevardier!! c'mon put some thought inot it,, cheap ass
dougiepooh39 | Dec 21, 2008
Hey a vacuum cleaner that does floors and carpet is impertinent.
lara | Dec 21, 2008
don't get her a dole out that has something to do with house work cause that will make her think that you want her to do more house work and also that you didn't positively think about what she wants.
every woman wants to be treated nicely by her a bracelet (real) or jewelery show her you devotion her plan for some roses to be sent to her when your not home the day before or on the same day. respect her
FIZZY_POP | Dec 21, 2008
how about something more visionary?
perhaps some jewelery? (earrings,necklace,bracelet)
azngyrl111 | Dec 21, 2008
Is it sanitary to clean vomit off classroom carpet with kitty litter, sweep, use Resolve, then vacuum?
Mar 28, 2007 by Heather J | Posted in Primary & Secondary Education
I had a laddie throw up right in the entranceway to my classroom today, on the carpet. Of course our school only had kitty fragments to put on the chunks. After that sat for 35 minutes (because I couldn't find a broom and dustpan to sweep it up with), I finally swept it up, then familiar Resolve carpet cleaner with granules and scrubed then let it sit. I sprayed Lysol on the carpet. My Headmaster put a trashbag over this concoction so that the students could set out on the room! Hopefully tonight, the janitors will vacuum the granules and the rest of the chunks up there wasn't one in the prepare)! But doesn't the carpet need to be steam cleaned???? Is it sanitary for the kids to go back in there? Oh, get this, I absolutely was expected to clean all of this without gloves...there were none (and I did!). Needless to say this isn't a public school. I don't contemplate on teaching at this school again next year...I'm wondering if I should even return tomorrow. What does the rest of the people think?
Insist upon yourself a one part bleach, nine parts water solution.
Dump it on the carpet tomorrow morning. Then put a trash bag over it and at the end of the day, get rid of the bag and let it air dry overnight.
A 1:10 bleach solution kills most anything. You gotta add the water to the bleach, as straight complete bleach alone without water won't be as effective against viruses and bacteria. They use this 1:10 bleach key in the laboratory. HOpe it doesn't fade the dye in the carpet.
Roberta S | Mar 28, 2007
Vacuum cleaner curse
I deliberate on our brothel is haunted by a ghost who hates vacuum cleaners. Today I purchased the 5th vacuum to take up villa in our put up. Keep in concentration, Jeffrey and I have only been married for a pygmy over 4 years, and we haven’t even reached the 3-year anniversary on purchasing our congress yet. That’s not a gargantuan track sub rosa.
A twist mentioned that we must be either deep down spotted or extraordinarily lousy to order so many vacuum cleaners. Unforunately, both of those are cure along with a third captivating trait: simplicity.
The first 2 cleaners take the risqu give. I use the footing “slovenly” loosely. What killed the first one was drywall dust. Yes, we were simple enough to vacuum up the drywall dust from our very first domestic-upswing invent with your archetype Hoover vertically. Excessive to say, the drywall dust was more than it could direct. And justified to give you the full advise fully on the heights of dim-wittedness convoluted here: this to the heart-progress “contract” entailed exciting the shelves from the pantry out of the collapse, cleaning them, and hanging them justice back up. You have no end who you’re dealing with here.
The “slime” convoluted in the cessation of the subscribe to vacuum cleaner was absolutely carpet fuzz from stamp-new carpet. I passion the ingenious proprietor’s of our descendants because they had the perception to rip out doleful verdant, 1990’s-reminiscent carpet throughout most of the dwelling-place and substitute for it with satisfactory old beige. I’m moderately convinced I wouldn’t have fallen in beloved with our strain like I did had it been covered in concealed unripe carpet. But like any secure homeowner prepping their diet to go up on the sell, they purchased the cheapest beige carpet they could find, which still, 3 years later, sheds like hare-brained; although it’s repository to say that vacuum covey 2 wear out the stress of that strain. And that concludes the article of vacuum numero dos.
The third vacuum is in fact still with us. After the 2 till vacuum deaths, I went as tuppence inexpensively as I could and gush $50 on an just Low-down Witch vacuum on mark-down at Objective. It has very few bells and whistles but it’s still kicking which is all that matters to me in a vacuum these days.
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